No point in an update

But why the hell not? Well, one good reason not to is that there's only one person who actively lurks this blog, and will write a post five times the length of mine about how everything I do is wrong and I'm a failure at life... despite the fact that my parents didn't forcibly send me to another country because I disappointed them or fucked up so badly they had no other choice. Such is life.

 This blog was supposed to be a replacement for my LiveJournal, which I also never update. I'm still a geek and proud of it, but sometimes I wonder if being so openly and blatantly "nerdy" turns some people off. I know not everyone gets excited about the latest baseball trade or draft pick... at least not much as they do about football. But that's who I am. Baseball is my sport. My bread and my butter. My cracker AND my mustard.

 I'd like to get a blog with a lot of views, but I guess I have to say more than nothing to do that. I still look forward to the day that this blog is deconstructed and re-posted and overly analyzed. It's always amusing to read an incorrect opinion about "what's wrong with me." I find it ironic of course, that a certain person mentions me in his blog about half the time. Sadly, he's good about avoiding libel laws, and even if he managed to break a few, he's a good liar, sneaky enough to avoid any potential lawsuits.

 I really should cook more often. I can cook, or at least bake. I make good mundane cookies. Mundane meaning not magic, of course. Take that as you will. Cookies are good.