Morally challenged gorillas continue to stalk me

No matter what I do, no matter how I do it, these Ook-Ooks will continue to harass me.

It's been more than a decade and Jose "AWPerative" Alvarez still makes fake Twitter accounts to spread lies about me, phony Facebook names to friend me and screenshot all of my posts, and worst of all, has saved all of my YouTube videos since 2012 perhaps.

He runs two fake accounts currently, both named "Doug Berger". Another Ook-Ook named Jesse "Pod Awful" Powell-Stroud now claims to be the original Mr. Burgers and insists my name is "Doug Berger".

These two clowns have done things like hijack the Lifehouse subreddit to make it a place to discuss me, spread lies about me on podcasts, and generally stalking me.

I give up.

Ignoring them won't work.

I need to fight back!